Ezekiel 23- The chapter Christians don’t want you to know about.

By
Sami Zaatari

 

 

Christians generally love to argue about Islamic teachings of beautiful women in paradise, and the fact that there will be sex in heaven. Christian’s claim that this belief is perverted and cannot be from God. How about we now turn the tables on their own book? How about we read what their own book has to say and see if it is perverted or not.

 

Before quoting the chapter of Ezekiel 23 which is very filthy, I want to state that the Islamic conception of heaven is not perverted whatsoever. I would like to know one valid logical reason to what is wrong with having beautiful women in heaven, and to have sex in heaven. What is the Christian objection? Is sex evil? Are beautiful women evil? Is it something bad? If it is then why do Christians have sex! If it is evil why did the Christian God invent sex! If this is something evil and perverted then this means the God of the Bible is evil and perverted since he invented sex!

 

Now I am not saying that the God of the Bible is evil or perverted, I am using the Christian argument, if they claim sex is bad then this means there God is perverted and evil for inventing sex in the first place. It is the Christian who is in-directly calling their God these evil things, not me.

 

Now let us read Ezekiel 23:

 

 Ezekiel
Chapter 23
NRSV

1 The word of the LORD came to me: 2 Mortal, there were two women, the daughters of one mother; 3 they played the whore in Egypt; they played the whore in their youth; their breasts were caressed there, and their virgin bosoms were fondled. 4 Oholah was the name of the elder and Oholibah the name of her sister. They became mine, and they bore sons and daughters. As for their names, Oholah is Samaria, and Oholibah is Jerusalem. 5 Oholah played the whore while she was mine; she lusted after her lovers the Assyrians, warriors 6 clothed in blue, governors and commanders, all of them handsome young men, mounted horsemen. 7 She bestowed her favors upon them, the choicest men of Assyria all of them; and she defiled herself with all the idols of everyone for whom she lusted. 8 She did not give up her whorings that she had practiced since Egypt; for in her youth men had lain with her and fondled her virgin bosom and poured out their lust upon her. 9 Therefore I delivered her into the hands of her lovers, into the hands of the Assyrians, for whom she lusted. 10 These uncovered her nakedness; they seized her sons and her daughters; and they killed her with the sword. Judgment was executed upon her, and she became a byword among women.

11 Her sister Oholibah saw this, yet she was more corrupt than she in her lusting and in her whorings, which were worse than those of her sister. 12 She lusted after the Assyrians, governors and commanders, warriors clothed in full armor, mounted horsemen, all of them handsome young men. 13 And I saw that she was defiled; they both took the same way. 14 But she carried her whorings further; she saw male figures carved on the wall, images of the Chaldeans portrayed in vermilion, 15 with belts around their waists, with flowing turbans on their heads, all of them looking like officers·a picture of Babylonians whose native land was Chaldea. 16 When she saw them she lusted after them, and sent messengers to them in Chaldea. 17 And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their lust; and after she defiled herself with them, she turned from them in disgust. 18 When she carried on her whorings so openly and flaunted her nakedness, I turned in disgust from her, as I had turned from her sister. 19 Yet she increased her whorings, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt 20 and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions. 21 Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians fondled your bosom and caressed your young breasts.

22 Therefore, O Oholibah, thus says the Lord GOD: I will rouse against you your lovers from whom you turned in disgust, and I will bring them against you from every side: 23 the Babylonians and all the Chaldeans, Pekod and Shoa and Koa, and all the Assyrians with them, handsome young men, governors and commanders all of them, officers and warriors, all of them riding on horses. 24 They shall come against you from the north with chariots and wagons and a host of peoples; they shall set themselves against you on every side with buckler, shield, and helmet, and I will commit the judgment to them, and they shall judge you according to their ordinances. 25 I will direct my indignation against you, in order that they may deal with you in fury. They shall cut off your nose and your ears, and your survivors shall fall by the sword. They shall seize your sons and your daughters, and your survivors shall be devoured by fire. 26 They shall also strip you of your clothes and take away your fine jewels. 27 So I will put an end to your lewdness and your whoring brought from the land of Egypt; you shall not long for them, or remember Egypt any more. 28 For thus says the Lord GOD: I will deliver you into the hands of those whom you hate, into the hands of those from whom you turned in disgust; 29 and they shall deal with you in hatred, and take away all the fruit of your labor, and leave you naked and bare, and the nakedness of your whorings shall be exposed. Your lewdness and your whorings 30 have brought this upon you, because you played the whore with the nations, and polluted yourself with their idols. 31 You have gone the way of your sister; therefore I will give her cup into your hand. 32 Thus says the Lord GOD: You shall drink your sister’s cup, deep and wide; you shall be scorned and derided, it holds so much. 33 You shall be filled with drunkenness and sorrow. A cup of horror and desolation is the cup of your sister Samaria; 34 you shall drink it and drain it out, and gnaw its sherds, and tear out your breasts; for I have spoken, says the Lord GOD. 35 Therefore thus says the Lord GOD: Because you have forgotten me and cast me behind your back, therefore bear the consequences of your lewdness and whorings.

36 The LORD said to me: Mortal, will you judge Oholah and Oholibah? Then declare to them their abominable deeds. 37 For they have committed adultery, and blood is on their hands; with their idols they have committed adultery; and they have even offered up to them for food the children whom they had borne to me. 38 Moreover this they have done to me: they have defiled my sanctuary on the same day and profaned my sabbaths. 39 For when they had slaughtered their children for their idols, on the same day they came into my sanctuary to profane it. This is what they did in my house. 40 They even sent for men to come from far away, to whom a messenger was sent, and they came. For them you bathed yourself, painted your eyes, and decked yourself with ornaments; 41 you sat on a stately couch, with a table spread before it on which you had placed my incense and my oil. 42 The sound of a raucous multitude was around her, with many of the rabble brought in drunken from the wilderness; and they put bracelets on the arms of the women, and beautiful crowns upon their heads. 43 Then I said, Ah, she is worn out with adulteries, but they carry on their sexual acts with her. 44 For they have gone in to her, as one goes in to a whore. Thus they went in to Oholah and to Oholibah, wanton women. 45 But righteous judges shall declare them guilty of adultery and of bloodshed; because they are adulteresses and blood is on their hands. 46 For thus says the Lord GOD: Bring up an assembly against them, and make them an object of terror and of plunder. 47 The assembly shall stone them and with their swords they shall cut them down; they shall kill their sons and their daughters, and burn up their houses. 48 Thus will I put an end to lewdness in the land, so that all women may take warning and not commit lewdness as you have done. 49 They shall repay you for your lewdness, and you shall bear the penalty for your sinful idolatry; and you shall know that I am the Lord GOD.

 

In case you missed the main perverted part, here it is again:

 

19 Yet she increased her whorings, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt 20 and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions

 

Now I wonder what Christians have to say about this. Note the verse claims that a lady lusted after men who’s penises were the sizes of donkeys and who’s ejaculation ( when the sperm comes out) is like that of horses. I would really love to know what is the wisdom behind knowing the size of a men’s penises and how they ejaculate. Can any Christian go teach this to his or her children? I would love to see that. Imagine a parent trying to explain this to their kid. So if anything it is the Bible which contains perverted verses such as this one.

 

I would love to see a Christian response to this verse although I know they won’t; they are too ashamed of it which is why they never bring it up. In fact you tell a Christian about this they will say you are lying!

 

 

 

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2 Responses to “Ezekiel 23- The chapter Christians don’t want you to know about.”

  1. Robaigh Says:

    Grace and Peace, Sami.

    Something to note: the two sisters in an allegory (as stated right at the beginning) for Samaria and Jerusalem, both of whom turned their backs on God. The Hebrew Bible is filled with this kind of story: The people of Israel “whore” themselves out to other gods beside the One God. That’s what this is about. It’s not *about* penises and ejaculation, per se. Rather, the scripture uses very graphic depictions in order to describe the vile nature of the sin of idolatry. (See also especially Hosea.)

    For a *really* good, honest-to-goodness sex description in the Hebrew Bible, I’d recommend the Song of Solomon. “Christians” don’t view sex as filthy, in and of itself. Sex is beautiful and God-ordained. At its best, it’s relational, which is a reflection of our view of the triune God – inherently relational and creational. That is the “righteous” version of sex, but as we all know, perversions of what sex was created to be are a reality in our fallen world.

    We don’t necessarily believe in sex beyond this world, because we understand from our own scriptures that in heaven we will be like the angels. We also understand that there will be neither Jew nor Greek, neither male nor female, etc. Without males & females, sex would be impossible given our current understanding.

    So, since you asked a Christian to respond, there ya go.

    Rich blessings,

    Robaigh

  2. TroyG Says:

    Couldn’t have said it better myself, Robaigh.


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